The Legend of Anthony
Hey folks, I’ve got a crazy story to tell you today. Over the past couple of years, I’ve had this thing happen to me about a dozen times where I find a singular ant just hanging out on my arm or leg. It’s happened at home, at work, even in the middle of the city. Weird, right?
Anyway, someone recently called me an animal summoning Disney princess because of this, and it got me thinking… what if this ant is my own personal superhero, like Batman or Ant-Man? Obviously, a theme song was in order.
So without further ado, I present to you “The Legend of Anthony: A Singular Ant-Man Tale”. Enjoy!
(Verse 1)
Singular Ant-Man, Singular Ant-Man,
Can't quite tell if it's the same ant, man!
Watchin' and waitin', always on the prowl,
He'll find that Anthony, he's made a solemn vow!
(Chorus)
Ant-Man, Ant-Man, Singular Ant-Man,
He's got a curious obsession, it's a mysterious plan,
Ant-Man, Ant-Man, Singular Ant-Man,
He's gonna catch that Anthony, oh yes, he can!
(Verse 2)
A carpenter ant, without the pincers,
A big house ant, with so many whispers,
People have seen it, they just can't deny,
The legend of Anthony, the ant that's so sly!
(Chorus)
Ant-Man, Ant-Man, Singular Ant-Man,
He's got a curious obsession, it's a mysterious plan,
Ant-Man, Ant-Man, Singular Ant-Man,
He's gonna catch that Anthony, oh yes, he can!
(Bridge)
For years he's been searchin', through winter and fall,
No matter the season, he'll follow the call,
He knows he's not crazy, he's not alone,
In this thrilling tale, the story's full-blown!
(Verse 3)
Anthony appears, on his clothes or his skin,
Singular Ant-Man wonders, "How'd you get in?"
An ant out of season, or a friend from afar,
His mission is clear, he'll find out who you are!
(Chorus)
Ant-Man, Ant-Man, Singular Ant-Man,
He's got a curious obsession, it's a mysterious plan,
Ant-Man, Ant-Man, Singular Ant-Man,
He's gonna catch that Anthony, oh yes, he can!
(Outro)
In a world full of wonder, where ants roam free,
There's one special ant, that only he can see,
Singular Ant-Man, his quest never ends,
To catch that sneaky Anthony, the ant he calls his friend!
Singular Ant-Man!
That’s all for now. Until next time, keep an eye out for any special bugs that might be trying to tell you something!
Cheers, Nathaniel